The reason I started this blog is because I have always wanted to write a book.
I'm not sure that will happen in my life, and I have come to the conclusion that I'm okay with that.
This blog is a good enough outlet for all of the randomness that bounces off the walls of my brain daily.
Maybe one day I will put it all together.
Anyways, if I were to have written a book, these are some of the topics/titles I may have used.
Tight Pants:How to Make the Muffin Top Stay in
College Dorms: How to Cram 3 People in a Shoebox
Tequila Honestly Makes you Puke
The Art of Losing Weight: Don't Eat
College Doesn't Always Equal a Job
College : 4 Years..ya right.
Nursing School Waiting Lists: Aka, you didn't get in and won't
Student Loans: You have to pay them back
Tales of the Expo Line
Food Biz: Things you never wanted to know
Cigarettes and Social Hour
BILLS: Everything isn't free?
1 Billion Things to do Instead of Clean Your House
Stories of the Crazy Cat Lady
Revenge: What I would have done.
Diaries of a Pop Star Wannabe
How to Play Piano; Sorta.
The Truth from the Bottom of the Wine Bottle
Trix aren't Only for Kids
Youtube Karaoke for Beginners
I'm really not lying.
If you're fat and you know it; clap your hands!
1 Truth about Love: Unpredictable
I suppose if I put my blog together I would entitle it, This Random Life: My failure to Write a Book.
Look for it on the shelves of Barnes and Noble, November 2020.
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