Dear Wine

Dear Wine:

Just writing to thank you for making me relax last night. I had a lot of fun. However, I'm not too happy about the headache, extreme thirst, and the awful taste in my mouth this morning. Next time I drink a bottle of you on my own, how about we come to an agreement to avoid the aftermath.

Just a little note. So as long as we are understood, maybe I'll drink another of you tonight!

Thanks,
Me