Dear Dress Shopping Adventure # 1,898:
This may sound as if I am begging....Okay, let's be for real, I'm on my knees.
In about an hour I am off to the mall. I would really really appreciate if you made this easy for me. Really, is it too much to ask?
Also, a 3 store limit would be great. I don't have all night to spend looking in the mirror feeling disgusted, over stimulating myself with each and every flaw the fluorescent lights highlight in the 3 way mirror. ..Nightmare.
I hope we are understood. You must know I would greatly appreciate it.